About the Author

The author of this page does actually have a name. I mean, not like they wouldn't or anything...


Their name is Pocahontas. Seriously. If you plan to make fun of it, please do not tell me about it. No, I changed my mind, take a video and put it on YouTube. Actually, if you plan to make fun of Pocahontas and his (yes HIS) slightly feminine name, please call Cinderella and tell her (123-4567) or send her a letter (The Castle).


HAHA!! I was just kidding!!! The author of this page is NOT a man and their name is NOT Pocahontas!! HAHA!!!

Am I the only one who found that funny?


Have fun with that crossword.